Theres Always A Reason

Just in case you had the question, I have the answer.

The reason I'm a little confused.

The reason I'm a little perplexed. Please note: The Chocolate Bar, Smokers Corner, and Health for Life. All in one building.

I don't fit into my clothes anymore ....

The reason Sandra and I howled laughing, followed by utter disbelief ... this guy had a dog on the back of his bike, going .... I'd say 120 km's on the highway in the rain !!!!!

The reason we didn't go to the Stampede Saturday night. We didn't feel like standing in line for hours, in the rain, with a bunch of hooligans who'd been drinking since 9am. We are old. We are mature. We stayed home and watched Office Space instead. And laughed for the 15th time as hard as we did the first time we saw it.

Reason I grabbed the 6YO and almost ran home from the park. Amidst his cries of "i haaaate when you walk this fast. slloooowwww dowwwwwwn". So I scooped him up and kept up my pace. And got home dry.

Further reason my clothes are tight. Plus, I drive everywhere here. I used to walk anywhere I needed to go in Hal!

Reason I'm never wearing that combination of clothes again. I have gained a little bit of lb-age, but not to the extent this picture would seem to prove. Honest. Oh. And also, the reason I'm never posing with a beaver again. WTF?

Later,

L.