Monday, March 31, 2008

The S & S Files

The plaque I gave Ross and Stephanie for Christmas.
I took the photo, and Mo worked her magic and created a masterpiece!
It reads:
Together we will see many sights and paths yet we will see with our own eyes, march with
our own steps, burst with our own discoveries, and at the end of the day we have different stories to tell even though we have walked together.


Love his sweet little feet

And of course, hers are moving. Always moving.


(click to enlarge)
As you all know, I cherish any afternoon I get to hang out with these two.
Days of schelping them around on my hip are gone
Babyish shouts of "Yan" have given way to an articulate "Leanne"
And broken little sentences have transformed into expressive and
cognizant thoughts and stories
No more do I get to strap them in a stroller and
go where I think is the most fun
Now we collectively decide where to go and play
And by collectively, I mean they decide
Because admittedly, I am wrapped
And wrapped tight
They know it
and I know it
And on this particular overcast Saturday,
they wanted me to take them to the 'kate-a-bode" park as Skyman used to
call it.
Despite my best sales pitch for the Discovery Centre, A movie, The mall, anything but the
Skateboard Park (it was chilly) ....
it did nothing to stop him
in fact,
he loved it because
(direct quote) there were no teenagers there.
There was noone there because
Overcast skies gave way
to
The good ol' Halifax skies opening up
leaving us in the open, unprotected, and
unforgiving Commons
to fend for ourselves in this unforseen deluge.
This didn't stop Skyman!
You can see him in the pictures
Unstoppable.
Testing his skill in the 'bowl'
Storme (who could care less where she went that day)
and I huddled in a itty bitty 'room for one'
shelter that smelled like urine
and munched on the
snacks she rationed out.
One at a time.
And I loved every minute of it.

Little monkeys climbing the wave on the waterfront
(On a much nicer day)






Words I Wish I Lived By More Often

At Least it Wasn't a Rat

Not everyone has heard this story yet:

I have an irrational fear of rodents
Hamsters, Rats
Gerbils, Chinchillas
Anything small,furry and fast
And three weeks ago, I smelled a smell
A familiar smell, unfortunately.
A dead mouse
(Big Flinn was commissioned to do the deed)
Heres that story:
I batted my eyes long enough that he agreed to help me
(he hates mice as much as I do)
I followed the offending odor to my bathroom
So I had him in there, looking under the tub
And the only flashlight I could find
Was a monkey, whose light was in its mouth,
And
When you held the lever on the tail
It opened the monkey’s mouth to activate the light.
Not only that
The flashlight made monkey sounds too.
I laughed and giggled the entire time.
He wasn’t as amused as I.
Which made it worse
Because it made me silently laugh
And he could feel me shaking while
Leaning around him (because my bathroom is too small for both of us)
holding the light
After no sightings,
I started to vacuum some mouse poo and fur
I had spotted inside my heater
And sure enough, I saw the hind end …….
Dropped the vacuum and screamed
“I found it I found it I found it I found it”
While clutching madly to my chest (involuntary reaction)
He got rid of it for me.
And a hero was born.
Which brings me to …..
Tuesday morning, I hit snooze for the last time at 7
Stumbled into the bathroom,
(sorry for the details,,,, but integral part of the story)
I was sitting down having my obligatory pee
And my eyes were drawn to my register
Where I saw
A
DEAD
MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
3 inches away from where the last one was found
Again, clutching my chest
Saying ohmygoodnessohmygoodnessohmygoodness
(I couldn’t stepped on that stupid thing)
I sat frozen trying to calm myself down
Quickly showered (having intermittent spasms of fear/disgust)
Got ready for work
REFUSED to go back in the bathroom to brush my teeth
So was 15 minutes late for work because I had to go to
Shoppers Drug Mart to get toothbrush and paste
I called my landlord from work
Ted, (who turned 77 years old that week)
And begggggged him to go down and get rid of it.
He proceeded to tell me that he know JUST where
They were coming from.
He’d put out poison along with Corn Niblets
Near a hole that was directly above my bathroom …….
We agreed that that might not be the optimal solution ….
Now I peer around the corner of my bathroom every morning to
Make sure I have no visitors
Dead or alive

Dear Grandpa. The One and Only.


Remember?
The full head of white hair,
Big, deep, drawling voice?
The automatic hugs, no questions asked?
The "what did you learn in school today'?
I hated that question - because I rarely had an answer
But loved it because he cared enough to ask.
Remember his his daily visits? Our daily visits there? Hearing him sneeze from our house?
Remember him standing in the doorway of the old Hall, greeting
everyone who walked in, sometimes with a loud, uncensored, personal question?
I love him as much today as I did in all my 19 years I had with him.
It will be 14 years this week ..... So hard to believe.

Testing Testing 1,2, fweee

Hey! Look who it is.
Jumping on the Blogwagon!
Since it cost 30 cents a minute to call most of you
and since I have the wackiest little random things happen
to me that most of us, in a Macdonald-twisted-sense-of-humour,
would find funny - I'd like to share my day-to-day ramblings.
If thats ok!

When I have time, I'll make the background real pretty and stuff....

Love and Miss you all!
xo
Leanne